Tuesday, March 26, 2013

Paranoia

I've learned something about myself over the past couple of weeks. The only times I suffer from extreme paranoia are when I'm exercising. I don't know why - I can't explain it.

But for some reason, when I go on a run through my neighborhood, I'm pretty sure I'm either being followed by a serial rapist, coyotes or a T-Rex (Jurassic-Park-style).


Even when I go to the gym, I feel like someone is following me from machine to machine. Just waiting until I leave the building so they can pounce on me and throw me into the trunk of their car. Like I live in an episode of One Tree Hill or something.



I learn something new about myself every day.

4 comments:

  1. This post is so funny. Especially because of the pictures. I think you need a running buddy. Maybe a boy?? Yes. Make that...a handsome boy.

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    1. Amen to that. Thank you, Alison. I'm glad you understand. Haha.

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  2. BEST EPISODE EVER well one of the best. I miss one tree hill!

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