Wednesday, September 25, 2013

Syncin.

This is my new favorite game. Srsly friends, this is going to happen at some point in the near future. Also, I love this video for several reasons.

#1: I have a big crush on Jimmy Fallon.
 

#2: JGL's suit is FAB.


#3: It reminds me of when John Krasinski and Jimmy had their lip sync-off (click here).


#4: "Take on Me" is one of my all-time fave 80s jams.


#5: JGL doing "Super Bass" at the end - 'nuff said.




Monday, September 23, 2013

25.

OMG. I've totes been alive for a quarter of a century. This is how I feel about that.

I am as old as America's Most Wanted.


 I can rent a car! Without having to sacrifice my firstborn child to the rental car company.


My senior year of high school was 7 years ago.


25 is really the perfect age - mathematically speaking.


I officially leave the 18-24 demographic behind. Now I'm 25-34.



 But the good news is that I'm still one of the youngest of all my friends! At least I've got that going for me.



So I suffer from a sort of conflict of emotions. No, but in all seriousness, I kind of like being 25. It sounds cool. I still feel young. And I get cool gifts for my birthday like vacuums and blenders.


Wednesday, September 18, 2013

Hell.

There is - I am certain - a special circle in Hell to which all of the bobby pins and earring backs I've ever dropped disappear to.


No, but like, seriously... where do they go?

Tuesday, September 10, 2013

Video Splurge

A little bit of "New Music Tuesday" mixed with a random bit I want to share with you.

Let's start with the rando video. Because it's my favorite.

And I'm going to be TOTALLY honest here. When I watched this, I literally teared up with jealousy. Embarrassing? Yes. True? Also, yes. I want to be these people!!! Killer whales are BEAUTIFUL. I mean, come on. Look.



Now for new music.

This song makes me even more excited for Catching Fire. Coldplay + Hunger Games = Amazeballs.


I hate that I love this new song from Miley. But I do. 



Also, Drake has yet again released a song that makes me just want to drive around in my car all day with the windows down. Bless/curse you, Drake.




Monday, September 9, 2013

Thought Vomit

Things I have experienced/thought about today:

While I was driving, I passed an SUV that had those annoying family stickers on the back window. You know the ones...


Besides the fact that I REALLY despise those things (they ruin perfectly good cars - and who wants total strangers to know how many kids you have and that you have a baby with you??), this one was more interesting than most. There was no "Dad" sticker, but there was an outline where there had clearly been one before.



Divorce is real. Ouch.

Then, I was out for a walk tonight after work, and I passed a hot dog on the ground that someone had clearly abandoned and thrown out their window. Covered in ants. And I thought to myself, wouldn't it be an awesome joke to pick that up, rinse off the ants, and fix it for someone to eat? And then I thought, WHO THINKS THINGS LIKE THAT?!? WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?? 


And then lastly, while out on the same walk, I got honked at a few times by complete strangers. Let me just tell you something, creepers. That is neither flattering nor endearing. It's weird and it makes people uncomfortable. So, stop it. Please. On behalf of all of us you've ever made feel like our lives are at risk.



That is all.