While I was driving, I passed an SUV that had those annoying family stickers on the back window. You know the ones...
Besides the fact that I REALLY despise those things (they ruin perfectly good cars - and who wants total strangers to know how many kids you have and that you have a baby with you??), this one was more interesting than most. There was no "Dad" sticker, but there was an outline where there had clearly been one before.
Divorce is real. Ouch.
Then, I was out for a walk tonight after work, and I passed a hot dog on the ground that someone had clearly abandoned and thrown out their window. Covered in ants. And I thought to myself, wouldn't it be an awesome joke to pick that up, rinse off the ants, and fix it for someone to eat? And then I thought, WHO THINKS THINGS LIKE THAT?!? WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME??
And then lastly, while out on the same walk, I got honked at a few times by complete strangers. Let me just tell you something, creepers. That is neither flattering nor endearing. It's weird and it makes people uncomfortable. So, stop it. Please. On behalf of all of us you've ever made feel like our lives are at risk.
That is all.
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