Old Navy, I Swear...

Your advertising kills me. And this new ad is no exception. I mean, eew. I don't want to hear about your jeans being on sale to the tune of "Let's Talk About Sex." That's just weird.

You should really re-think what you've got going on. You're lucky that your brand is such an American institution or you could really be in trouble with all this crap you've been pulling the past few years.

So, yeah. I'm going to let you guys watch it. Just in case you haven't seen it. I hope you're not too emotionally scarred.